(Overheard in the Kremlin by our secret source)
Bad news Boss! Those damned Brits have figured it out.
Remember all those BSL-4 labs that Ivan Ivanovich said we should set up in public toilets all over Britain?
That fool thought it would be a good idea in case we wanted to whack somebody out and then remix the binary agents so we could re-package them in perfume atomisers.
Da da da. The guy with all the bright ideas, the Elon Musk of the Cheka we used to call him.
Anyway, the Brits have finally figured out that that’s where we do our preparations and they will be shutting them down all over the place. More millions wasted.
Yeah Ivan. Well, he’s going on an all expenses paid tour of the cold parts of Siberia. Won’t be seeing him around any more. But thank heavens that Durakchok can be made anywhere and Russians are naturally immune to it.